Thursday, 22 September 2011

One for the Gleeks!

Watch out Twitter world, because come Thursday night in between 9.00 and 10.00pm your timelines will be taken over by quotes, lyrics and tweets of Glee - literally! The series returns for its third series on Sky One and I can... not... wait!

The programme, for me, just has the ability to make you so happy! Even when the characters are going through hard times and tearjerkers are being belted out, it still, somehow, has the ability to make you happy?! The songs are fabulous, the characters are fantastic and, in my opinion, the scripts are genius! I just wish more people would give the show a chance before dismissing it as another 'High School Musical"...*sigh!*

But anyway, to get us in the mood, every week I will be posting my favourite quotes from the show, character by character. For my first post in this feature, it's Brittany... Bitch.

As the programme progresses, Brittany is becoming one of my favourite characters - her dancing is incredible, she's appearing more and more in songs and she has some of the best lines! Here are a few of my faves:

Brittany: I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer, and no one ever taught me to read a calendar.

Quinn: I'm torn.  
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

Brittany: I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.

Brittany: Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?

Brittany: So, hairography works best when you pretend like you’re getting tasered. Just move your head around like you’re spazzing and stuff.

Will: Can anyone tell me what a ballad is?   
Brittany: It's a male duck.  

Will: Alright, Brittany, take it away! 
Brittany: Take what away?

Brittany: People think I went on vacation, but actually, I spent all summer lost in the sewers. 

Brittany: (Touching Jacob's hair) It looks like a Jewish cloud. 

Artie: I don't get it. I don't even think you've made eye contact with me before.  
Brittany: Well, for a while, I thought you were a robot. 

Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.   

Brittany: I don't want to do Britney.  
Kurt: Why no Britney, Brittany? 
Brittany: Because my name is also Britney Spears. My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce—Britney Spears. I've lived my entire life in Britney Spears's shadow and I'll never be as talented or as famous. I hope you'll all respect that I want glee club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
And later....

Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on, I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned, I had the most amazing Britney fantasy. I sing and dance better than her. It made me realize what a powerful woman I truly am. I'm more talented than all of you; I see that clearly now. It's Brittany. Bitch.

What are your favourite quotes? Who's your favourite character? And which character shall I showcase next week?...


  1. SOOOOO excited about this, i loved the first season but wasn't in to the 2nd. Going to try get back in to it! x

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