Thursday, 24 November 2011

One for the Gleeks: Kurt!

Kurt has got to be one of my favourite characters from Glee; he has his funny, chic moments but we've also seen him at his most vulnerable, getting his first boyfriend and almost losing his dad - he's definitely taken us through an emotional rollercoaster over the two-and-a-bit series!

But just like his fashion sense, his one-liners are just as sharp (see what I did there!), and now that he is in the running to becoming the Class President of William McKinley High School, I'm sure there are plenty more to come. But for now, here are some of Kurt's best quotes:

Kurt: I admit, I like a challenge as much as the next guy. But Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Mercedes: Have you ever kissed anybody?
Kurt: Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow.

Kurt: Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Mercedes: So is that a... men’s sweater?  
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Kurt: You know what Jacob? It doesn't take much courage for people to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barkaloungers and log onto the Internet and start tearing people down, does it. But you know what does take some courage? Standing up and singing about something. So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog. Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online, say what you have to say TO MY FACE!!
Football player: (throws slushie in Kurt's face) Welcome back, Lady!
Kurt (to Jacob): I don't suppose you could just cut out that last part, is there?

Kurt: You can't prove that there isn't a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
Brittany: God's an evil dwarf?

Kurt: (At football try-outs) Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I’m gay. We make culture.

Kurt: Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

Kurt: (about Tina's Lady Gaga costume) You look like you should be in orbit.
Tina: My balls keep falling off.
Kurt: I've been there.

Kurt: Finn and Rachel’s 'The Kiss That Missed' already has 20,000 views on YouTube. And the comments section is just full of pithy banter, like 'Why is that T-Rex eating the Jew?'

Kurt: You smell homeless Brett, homeless.

And don't forget, you can also view the best quotes from Puck, Quinn, Mercedes, Rachel, Finn, Santana and Brittany - don't you just love Glee!     


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