Thursday, 26 April 2012

One for the Gleeks: One to go...

I have had so much fun over the past few months writing these 'OFTG' posts, looking back at all the genius quotes from different characters, and I am actually feeling a little sad that this series of posts is coming to an end!

As I said many moons ago, the scripting of 'Glee' is one of my favourite parts of the show and I really have enjoyed researching the best one-liners, but sadly there can only be so many characters in a show and so this will be my last quote-based post. This week, I will be taking a look at the few-but-sweet offerings from Coach Beiste, Blaine Anderson and Becky Jackson!

Image sourced from here.
Image sourced from here.

Becky: Give me some chocolate or I will cut you.

Beiste: Do not get up in The Panther's business, lady. You're all coffee and no omelette.

Blaine: Roxy music makes me want to build a time machine just so I can go back to the 70's and give Bryan Ferry a high five.
  
Becky: I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School. I'm not only co-captain of the Cheerios!, I'm president of the Perfect Attendance Club and I've won a participation award in rhythm gymnastics. You may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want, so lay off, haters. Okay, let's get reals. I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, but I'm extremely picky.
For instance, Rory grins too much. He looks like an insane person.
Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head? No Chang do. I'm no rice queen.
Now that's more like it: sweet, sexy and handi-capable like me, with a voice as velvety as my favorite Sunday church dress. It's decided: Artie Abrams, you're my new boyfriend.

Beiste: You crap on my leg, I'll cut it off.

Becky: What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again.

Beiste: Early's late if you make tomorrow yesterday.

Image sourced from here.
Kurt: I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and, get dirty?
Blaine: Er, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation.
Kurt: It's so hot in this room, can we, can we open up a window?
Blaine: Hey, I'm serious! We're young, we're in high school, and yeah, we have urges, but whatever we do I, I wanna make sure that you're comfortable, so that I can be comfortable. And besides, tearing off all of your clothes is sort of a tall order.
Kurt: Because of the layers?
Blaine: Because of the layers.
 
Beiste: That’s a steer with six teats and no oinks. (Makes squealing oink noise!)


P.S: I still have one post to go, and although it isn't going to be quotes, it's going to be a good one... get your hairbrush 'microphones' ready!

P.P.S: Quotes sourced from here, here, here, here and here!

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